Dearest Aries,
Please put down your weapon, I come in peace.
Oh, you mean you’re not packing? Phew. That’s a relief because I wouldn’t stand a chance against you. You’re a badass — of course you know that already…
Aries, let’s be friends. We’re both fire signs (I’m a Leo) and we both know what it means to be so passionately involved in The Moment, that The Moment, sensing his advantage, overtakes us like a four alarm fire. Spontaneous combustion isn’t just something you read about in the Weekly World News you know….
About now you might be wondering, “What’s your point, Leo?” and I can’t blame you for that. So I’ll just lay it out, Aries.
Oh, powerful Aries. Did you know you were named for a magical RAM? A talking, flying sheep, who had the sheepish-distinction of being more of a pet than a meal. This lucky lamb was a gift from the gods, to the gods, and his fleece was not “white as snow,” rather it was glittering golden. So it’s no wonder this lamby inspired many a quest among gods and mortals. I guess what I’m trying to say is that YOU ARE A CREATURE MOST EXCITING AND RARE! Your talents will be a source of surprise and wonder, perhaps even to you ;)
Honored to journey with you under the stars, Aries. And looking forward to seeing what you do next.
Rock ON!
Holiday
To learn more about your Aries super power, see Rock Your Stars, the Astrological Guide to Getting it All by Holiday Mathis

